“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen
(Source: -andrews, via therealfoxxcub)
the avengers | cop drama au
A series of murders of influential people in different cities across the country is the reason why Colonel Nick Fury, a decorated ex-army man consulting for the FBI has assembled a team of skilled detectives to solve the murders and stop the killer before more deaths occur. The investigation takes a personal turn when the brother of one Detective Odinson is implicated in the murders.
WOULD THAT I COULD CREATE FULL-FORMED FIC WITH MY BRAIN IN AN INSTANT.
(Source: assvenger)
A couple of my friends on facebook were talking about Nick Fury reading Go The Fuck To Sleep, and dared me to come up with a verse for each Avenger on the fly.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Thor, put your hammer down.
No more pop-tarts for a week.
Your father is sleeping, so why…
When in SHIELD, you land the fucking plane on the first try… OR ELSE.
OMG why am I laughing so hard at this?
Further evidence that Tony designed this.
#i mean #come on #this is tony stark we’re talking about here #either you can fly as well as Rhodey #or GTFO (via alchemicalalice)
Hello, head canon. Good to see you. This is TOTALLY Tony’s fault.
It’s how they weed out the weak ones.
^ ALL OF THIS
fuuuuuuuuck I just snorted so loud. “you land the fucking plane on the first try… OR ELSE.”
Randomly: I’m so glad that the motherfucking helicarrier worked on screen, because I was a bit worried that was gonna be one of those things that you think “uhh no actually that only works in the books”.
IN SHORT: THE. HELICARRIER. IS. MY. FAVOURITE.BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE THAT MANY SHOTS TO LAND ON A NORMAL AIRCRAFT CARRIER.
- Loki, now!
- I need a second!Following the idea from the sketch I uploaded yestersday. Thor and Loki fighting a bingelsnipe :_D Since I have no clue how they should look, I just made it up.
(via astrejlau)
I heard that you recently said that you make a great date. Can you please elaborate for all the fans out there?
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“You and I remember Budapest very differently.”
(Source: assvenger, via therealfoxxcub)
KEY REX GIVEAWAY!!
(I stole that from Nedroid I’m not sorry)HEY GUYS! This new lil dude is all ready to come home to your pocket, keys, or other friendly habitat! Ryan North himself is also doing a giveaway (that’s how good this idea is), so you have TWO CHANCES to win one!
Rules:
- One like and one reblog per person!
- You don’t have to be following me!
- Please be in the US! (Shipping is pricey)
- If you win, I will post a sparkletext of your name, tagged with your tumblr name; then you will send me an ask message with your email address while simultaneously emailing me your mailing address! This is the best way I have found to stop other people claiming your prize.
- Giveaway ends tomorrow night, maybe around midnight EST???
GOOD LUCK!
EDIT: Man! Ryan North has UPPED THE GAME! I will match this: for every 400 notes on this post, I will give away one Key Rex!!Awesome!!
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